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Purchasing new brains
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A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points. After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center`s director that he was an acceptable candidate. "That`s great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive." "Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant`s brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist`s brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president`s is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat`s brain is seventy-five thousand dollars." "Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat`s brain? Why on earth is that?" "Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"
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