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Stuck in a plane
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George Bushes, father Bush and son Bush, Bush, Jr., are on board a small two seater plane when suddenly George Senior, the pilot, parachutes out of the plane. Not knowing how to fly, National Guard Service or not, a plane George, Jr., grabs the radio.
"Mayday, mayday! My Dad just jumped out of the plane!"
Ground control receives the call for help and answers back:
"Your dad?"
"He left me here! Took the parachute!"
"Sir, your dad?"
"He`s the pilot! Gosh!"
"Okay, don`t worry, sir. I`ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."
"I`m over six feet and sitting in the front!"
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