aFunnyStuff.com archive
Jokes Humor stories Pictures Videos Funny News Games

Home  |  Bookmark us  |  Submit / Upload  |   |  Random stuff  |  RSS feed  |  Funny sites(add)  |  About  |  Terms  |  Privacy  |  Contact us
Funny stuff
» Funny pictures
Funny pics gallery
Forum pics 130
Funny pics mix 6
Funny pictures 2714
Optical illusions 37
» Funny videos
Funny clips gallery
Banned videos 53
Extreme videos 203
Funny animals 101
Funny cartoons 85
Funny cats 74
Funny dogs 85
Funny videos 8996
Home made videos 33
Music videos 69
Parodies 28
Pranks 156
Sexy videos 89
Sport videos 175
Stupid videos 160
Wierd videos 6
» Funny news
Funny news 31635
News funnies 23
» Free Games
Games gallery
Action games 844
Cartoons 62
Casino games 39
Classic arcade 254
Fighting games 81
Free games 1799
Logic games 170
Photo puzzles 593
Racing games 201
RPG games 45
Shooting games 452
Sport games 333
Strategy games 196
» Funny jokes
Adult jokes 1626
Animal jokes 289
Bar jokes 620
Blonde jokes 1361
Bumper stickers 40
Computer jokes 430
Dirty jokes 239
Ethnic jokes 319
Funny Facts 1490
Gay jokes 117
Gender jokes 69
Holiday jokes 168
Humor jokes 819
Insults 4294
Insults jokes 114
Jokers 160
Lawyer jokes 530
Medical jokes 297
One liners 704
Police jokes 6
Politics jokes 304
Redneck jokes 473
Religious jokes 625
Work jokes 75
Yo mama jokes 127
» Humor stories
Funny poems 15
Funny stories 343
» Sounds
Funny audio 338
Sound boards 80
Funny sitesFunny sites
Uber Humor


  Jokes > Politics jokes : The clinton tragedy

The clinton tragedy


Politics jokes Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0 [add review]

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the
students if anyone can give him an example of a `tragedy`.


One little boy stands up and offers `If my best friend who
lives next door was playing in the street when a car came
along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.`


`No,` Clinton says, `That would be an ACCIDENT.`


A girl raises Her hand. `If a school bus carrying fifty
children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that
would be a tragedy.`


`I`m afraid not,` explains Clinton.


`That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.`


The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.


`What?` asks Clinton, `Isn`t there any one here who can give
me an example of a tragedy?`


Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid
voice, he says: `If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary
Clinton were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy.`


`Wonderful!` Clinton beams. `Marvelous! And can you tell me
WHY that would be a tragedy?`


`Well,` says the boy, `because it wouldn`t be an accident,
and it certainly would not be a great loss!`




Rate this joke (settings)

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0 [add review]

Previous joke [ Politics jokes index ] Next joke
Previous joke [ jokes index ] Next joke

More : Popular jokes | Most reviewed jokes | Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke : Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.


Post your review!

Name  :
Email   :
Rate    :
Text    : URLs cannot be posted here
           
Cool sites



Random jokes
Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!... Read this joke...
Bob and Earl were best friends and had been for 50 years... Read this joke...

Random joke
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman`s personality based on what she drinks... Read this joke...
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake... Read this joke...


Friend Finder



Random Funny stuff

A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian... Read this joke...

Random pics
Funny pictures : Pay attention!

aFunnyStuff.com archive
Use parental controls to protect your kids : Wikipedia | Battle.