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The top 13 signs you're not at the real senate impeachment hearings
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13. Videotaped "deposition" consists solely of Sharon Stone
crossing and uncrossing her legs.
12. Judge Judy unleashes a stern tongue-lashing, telling
everyone to "just grow up."
11. Senator Moe`s frequent outbursts of "Why, I oughtta..."
10. Presiding Judge is wearing four gold stripes. And
nothing BUT stripes.
9. Mandatory line dancing between votes.
8. Ten minutes into Hamburgler`s testimony, you realize
"Mayor McCheese" *isn`t* a tacky name for Bill Clinton.
7. 15 minute recess involves a slide and monkey bars.
6. Strom Thurmond just moved.
5. George Will is presiding over the hearings and the "Rip
Clinton a New Rectum" motion just passed.
4. No "Eau de Kennedy."
3. All testimony submitted in the form of a dirty limerick.
2. For $20, "Monica" allows anyone to play the part of
"Bill" during the re-enactment.
1. Only vote against impeachment? Senator John Bobbitt.
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