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Three political wishes
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Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and President
Bush are out walking together one day. They come across
a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, that`s three wishes
total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land
to be forever fertile in Canada.
With a blink of the Genie`s eye, `POOF` the land in
Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, so that no infidels and Jews can come
into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie`s eye, `POOF` there
was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
President Bush, asks, "I`m very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it`s about 15,000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country;
nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."
President Bush says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."
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