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5 steps to peeing
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Because His son wasn`t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took him to the outhouse one day to teach him how to urinate properly. "Now you lissen good, Dan`l, `cuz here`s whatcha gotta do.
One: Take out your penie-pipe.
Two: Pull back the foreskin.
Three: Pee.
Four: Push back your foreskin.
Five: Put your equipment back."
The boy said he understood, but the next day while he was working at His still, Joe`s wife came running over. "Oh, Joe, Joe, come quick! Dan`l went ta piss an` won`t come out of the outhouse!"
"Hell, whut`s he doin` in there?" Joe said.
I dunno. He jess keeps sayin` "Two-four, two-four, two-four..."
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