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Devoar's!
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A redneck walks into a lawyers office and says, "I wants me a devoars!"
The attorney says, "Do you have gounds?"
"I gots 20 acres uh` the best bottom land in Alabamma."
"No I meant to ask do you have a good case?" replys the attorney.
"Yep, I rekkun so. I traded by International Harvester for it `bout three four yar `go.
The attorney says, "Well nevermind that. Does she beat you up?"
"Nawh, hell no! She don`t roll outta bed til roun 8 9 o`clock and I`m up with the chickens 4:30 5:00 `ary mornin."
"Is she a whinner?"
"Nawh, we boaf hadta quit drinkin back in June cause the police said they`d lock boaf us up `we didn`t.
"Is she a nagger?"
"Nawh, but that nagger baby she just had show is and that`s why I wants me a devoars."
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