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Father and son
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One morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire. His father said, `Son, where are you going?` The son replied, `I`m going to catch me some chickens.` The father said, `Son, you can`t catch chickens with chicken wire.` But the son insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day, the son came home with two chickens in his hand. The father thought, `I guess he knows what he`s doing.` The next morning, the son got up and was leaving the house with some duck tape. The father said, `Son, where are you going?` The son replied, `I`m going to catch some ducks.` The father yelled, `You can`t catch ducks with duck tape!` The son insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day the son came home with two ducks under each arm. The father thought, `Shoot, I guess he does know what he`s doing!` The next morning the son got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of pussywillows. The father said, `Hold up, son, let me put on my shoes!`
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