Guess where you are from

The young man watched a cowboy approach the Indian and ask,
"Is the sign right?"

The Indian says, "yes."

The cowboy hands him a five and says, "you`re on!"

The Indian looks the cowboy up and down, noticing some cow
dung on His boots and flatly states, "you`re from Wyoming."

The cowboy shakes His head and says, "I`ll be darned! You`re
right!" and strolls away.

A second cowboy approaches the Indian and goes through the
same routine. Handing him the fiver, he stands and watches
as the Indian looks him up and down and notices a bit of
straw and cow dung on His boots.

The Indian says, "you`re from Montana!"

The cowboy, dejected as all get out, walks away.

The young man decides he`s going to give the Indian a run
for the money. He goes into the mensroom, takes His boots
off, scrubs them up, dries them off, puts on a coat of polish
and approaches the Indian. He hands the Indian a five dollar
bill and says, "do your stuff!"

The Indian looks and looks, up and down, and appears to be
befuddled. The young man is now thinking he`s gone one up on
the Indian.

The Indian says, "You`re from Arkansas!"

The young man gets really upset and can`t for the life of
him figure out how the Indian could know that, so he asks,
"How in the world did you know I`m from Arkansas?"

The Indian replies, "by the wool on your zipper."

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