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Redneck lunch-1

Redneck jokes Rating : 7.10, 20 votes. Reviews : 6 [add review]

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Redneck were doing construction work on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get this one more time for lunch, I`m going to jump off this building".
The Mexican opened His lunch box and exclaimed: "Burritos again! If I Get this again for lunch I going to jump off too.!"
The Redneck opened His lunch and said: "Bologna again! Man, if I get this again for lunch I`m jumping with you guys!."
The next day the Irishman opens His lunch, sure enough, corned beef and cabbage and jumps off the building.
The Mexican opens His lunch, sees His burrito lunch and jumps too.
The Redneck opens His lunch, sees the bologna sandwich and joins His co-workers in death.
At the funerals the Irishman`s wife is weeping. She says, "If I had known how much he hated corned beef and cabbage I would have never fixed it for him again!"
The Mexican`s wife is heartbroken, crying and says, "I could have just as easily fixed tacos or enchiladas. I didn`t realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned to the Redneck`s wife. "Hey don`t look at me", she says,"He fixes His own lunch!

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