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Redneck quickies 10
Redneck jokes
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You might be a redneck if...
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You`ve ever stolen clothes from a scarecrow.
The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the h--l are you looking at, Sh-thead?"
You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
You`ve ever shot a deer from inside your house.
The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!", "HEY!" or "How Y`all Doin`?" (If they respond with the same... they`re a redneck too!)
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
You`ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.
You clean your nails with a stick.
You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
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