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Redneck quickies 15
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You might be a redneck if... You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind". You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis. You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. (Is that a bad mental image or what?) You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you`ll wear to the 4-H Fair. You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. Someone in your family says "Cum`n heer an` lookit this afore I flush it." Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
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