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Redneck quickies 25
Redneck jokes
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You might be a rednack if... There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets. You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup. You`ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped. Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored. You think the French Riviera is a foreign car. You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard. You`re still scalping tickets after the concert is over. You don`t think Jeff`s Foxworthy`s jokes are funny. Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket. You`ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck. You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work. The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children. The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out. You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law. Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest. Your school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional".
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