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Redneck quickies 36
Redneck jokes
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You might be a redneck if...
You see a sign that says "bridge out" and you try to jump it.
You go to your local pet shop for a cat scan.
Warp drive describes the condition of your car.
Your smoke detector doubles as your dinner bell.
You go to the dentist for a "Tooth Cleaning".
You pull up to a gas station in a limo to buy a can of Skoal.
Your boyfriend gives you car parts for your birthday and you like it.
Coons get into everyone else`s trash but yours.
When you say, "Let`s hit the hay," you actually MEAN it.
You can feed a family of five on ONE McDonald`s Extra Value Meal.
Your kids LIKE the Arch Deluxe hamburger at McDonalds.
You have a clawfoot bathtub.
You`ve ever been arrested for bootleggin`.
You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights.
Your idea of good fishing involves the use of a boat, a net and dynamite.
Burger King won`t let you do it your way, right away.
You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can`t remember your wife?s birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary.
You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can`t remember how old your children are.
Your idea of going to see a play involves goal posts.
You think a computer hacker carries an axe.
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