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Redneck quickies 36
Redneck jokes
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You might be a redneck if... You see a sign that says "bridge out" and you try to jump it. You go to your local pet shop for a cat scan. Warp drive describes the condition of your car. Your smoke detector doubles as your dinner bell. You go to the dentist for a "Tooth Cleaning". You pull up to a gas station in a limo to buy a can of Skoal. Your boyfriend gives you car parts for your birthday and you like it. Coons get into everyone else`s trash but yours. When you say, "Let`s hit the hay," you actually MEAN it. You can feed a family of five on ONE McDonald`s Extra Value Meal. Your kids LIKE the Arch Deluxe hamburger at McDonalds. You have a clawfoot bathtub. You`ve ever been arrested for bootleggin`. You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights. Your idea of good fishing involves the use of a boat, a net and dynamite. Burger King won`t let you do it your way, right away. You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can`t remember your wife?s birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary. You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can`t remember how old your children are. Your idea of going to see a play involves goal posts. You think a computer hacker carries an axe.
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