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Redneck quickies 5
Redneck jokes
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You might be a redneck if...
Your momma doesn`t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
You`ve ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin` dog.
You`re an expert on worm beds.
The dogcatcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"
Your family tree does not fork.
The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.
You haul more than U-Haul.
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