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Sensory perception
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Rating : 5.08, 26 votes.
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A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.
She brought in a variety of Lifesaver candies and said, "Children, I`d like you to close your eyes and taste these."
The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons, and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored Lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. "I`ll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It`s something your mommy and daddy probably call each other all the time."
Instantly, Lil` Johnnie coughed His onto the floor and shouted, "Spit `em out! Spit `em out! They`re assholes!"
Rating : 5.08, 26 votes.
Reviews : 44 [add review]
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