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The best little whorehouse
Redneck jokes
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A redneck has five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I`ll go to that whorehouse I`ve been hearin` so much `bout."
The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I`ve got 5 bucks, give me your best." The man is immediately escorted to a room with a mirror, a couch, and a chicken in the corner.
The woman shuts the door. The man reluctantly takes the chicken and finishes his business. He then realized that that was the best sex he`d ever had.
The following week, the man brings $10 of his hard earned money, and offers it to the woman. He is the whisked off in to a small room with a few benches and a double sided mirror. The small room quickly fills with men and women alike.
Two women walk into the room that the people are viewing. The two lesbians then proceed to make love on the table. The redneck nudges the man next to him and exclaims, "Damn, for 10 bucks, this is damn good."
The man then chuckles and says, "You should have been here last week, we had a man screwing a chicken."
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