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You might be a redneck if 28
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You might be a redneck if... Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets. You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup. You`ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature. Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped. Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored. You think the French Riviera is a foreign car. You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard. You`re still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
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