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You might be a redneck if 34
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You might be a redneck if... Smith and Wesson attended your wedding without an invitation and there was nothing you could do about it. When you hear someone talking about the king you don`t know whether they`re talking about Elvis or Richard Petty. You complain about the ban on assault weapons because it make half your guns illegal. You use a pig for a garbage disposal. You can`t go to church this year because your Sunday socks are being used as the truck`s gas cap. You think the vowels are E.. I..E.. I..O. You clean your car or truck out with a leaf blower. Your tackle box contains dynamite and blasting caps. You have the policeman hold your beer while you get your license. You gave your young son a super-soaker water gun and an NRA application for his birthday.
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