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You might be a redneck if 45
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You might be a redneck if... You fish in your above-ground pool.. . and catch something. When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans. Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town. Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they`ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock. You dated your daddy`s current wife in high school. You`re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You". You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item. Your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection
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