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You might be a redneck if 59
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You might be a reneck if... Your most productive fishing lure is a Dupont drifter and a dip net. City code enforcement officers use your property as a proving ground for new recruits. You think Tang is in the fruit group. You can hit a bullseye from up to 50 yards away, but still have trouble with your ABC`s. You`ve ever wrestled your mama for the last can of beer. You surf the net primarily for tater gun building instructions. Your car is the only one in a parking lot and you can`t find it. You think your IQ is the number of coons you shot out of season. You ever wonder what happened to that nice John F. Kennedy boy. The fuel for your main mode of transportation is oats.
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