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You might be a redneck if 70
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You might be a reneck if... You`ve ever given a set of Tupperware ice tea glasses as a wedding present. Your dungarees expose more than half of your crack in the back because the weight of your pocket knife. Your idea of heaven involves two shotguns and a keg of beer. You picket your horses on your lawn so you won`t have to mow it. You`re wearing a camoflauge jacket and dipping in your driver`s license pic. You stop to flirt with the person running the drive through at McDonalds. You save old kitchen appliances for target practice. You save old kitchen appliances for children`s Christmas presents. You get up EARLY on Saturday to go yard sale shopping for entertainment. Your gun cabinet takes up half your living room.
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