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You might be a redneck if 71
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Any time your kids see a dog they get out their ropes and lasso it and tackle it to the ground.
Your master bathroom has the words "porta" and "potty" written on the side.
You can`t take a bath in the winter `cause the stream is frozen.
You only bathe when it rains.
You think "Dueling Banjos" is classical music.
You refer to the Surgeon General`s Warning on a pack of cigarettes as your medical encyclopedia.
You go to garage sales to shop for Christmas gifts.
You`re 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party.
You think `possum is the "other white meat".
Your husband spray paints the upholstery of your car to make it look new.
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