|
|
You might be a redneck if 76
Redneck jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
You might be a reneck if... Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t` the dark side... It`ll be a hoot." You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light. The moonshine still you built on Endor is hidden so well even the Ewoks can`t find it. You have a stuffed womp rat anywhere in your home. You think the symbol for the Rebel Alliance should be the Confederate flag. More than half the droids you own don`t function. The number of blasters you own exceeds your I.Q. You wonder why Luke and Leia gave up on getting married. You used a carbon-freezing chamber to mount the Wampa you shot while on vacation on Hoth. Your moonshine is made on a real moon. You don`t like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket. Sandpeople back down from your mama. You`ve ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a speeding ticket or DUI. You`ve ever strangled someone with the force because they laughed at your accent.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Redneck jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
Random jokes |
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she`s happy and this is the happiest day of Her life... Read this joke...
So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago... Read this joke...
|
Random joke |
If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!... Read this joke...
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
* If Oracle made toasters... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|