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You might be a redneck if 77
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You might be a reneck if... You don`t think the Ewoks are primitive. You think an AT-AT looks like a giant cow. You don`t think Jabba`s pig guards have a hygiene problem. The Rancor monster refused to eat you. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren`t. You think the stock market has a fence around it. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns. You burn your yard rather than mow it. You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen. Your entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the Governor to spare a loved one. You have the local taxidermist`s number on speed dial.
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