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Candy or cash

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Nuns ran an orphanage for girls in a rural part of Georgia.
One day, the Mother Superior called in 3 teenage girls who were about to leave and seek their way in life.
`You have led a very sheltered life and you are going into an extremely sinful world,` she said.
`I must warn you that men will take advantage of you. They`ll do anything to get their way.
They`ll take you to restaurants, buy you drinks and dinner, then back to their apartments and motels where they`ll undress you, do terrible things, give you twenty or thirty dollars and kick you out.`
`Excuse me, Mother,` one of the girls asked. `You mean men will take advantage of us and give us cash?`
`Yes child, why do you ask?`
`Because the priests only give us candy!`

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