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A religious man, ignoring a nagging conscience, went bear hunting on the Sabbath even though he knew he was being disobedient to a commandment.
He was feeling a little guilty about it as he entered the woods.
Suddenly he heard a noise close by. Quickly he tried to raise his rifle, alas, too late, for the huge grizzly bear was upon him.
Gazing in horror at the ferocious beast while the huge bear grabbed him in a bear-hug and squeezed the life out if him, he prayed with his last breath, "Please, oh God, make this bear a Christian."
Immediately the bear released him, knelt down, bowed his head and said, "I give thanks for this food of which I am about to partake."
Amen.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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