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Father or mother


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A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don`t know what to do.
About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.
The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we`ll do. After I`ve operated on the priest, I`ll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.
"It`s worth a try," he says.
So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.
After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you`re not going to believe this."
"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"
"You gave birth to a child."
"But that`s impossible!"
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It`s a miracle! Here`s your baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I`m not your father."
The son says, "What do you mean, you`re not my father?"
The priest replies, "I`m your mother. The archbishop is your father."
Submitted by Calamjo


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