|
|
|
Hell must be better
Religious jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.
She says to St. Peter, "What`s going on?"
He says, "That`s the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos."
She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I`d rather go to Hell."
St. Peter says, "In Hell, you`ll be constantly raped and sodomized."
She says, "That`s okay, I`ve already got holes for that."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Religious jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
May a weird customs inspector discover a secret compartmentin your sister... Read this joke...
Did you hear about the nympho at the hotel pool? She was barred from the area after the lifeguard saw Her go down for the third time... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden... Read this joke...
More than half the population of Kenya is under the age of 15... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
yo mamma so poor that when i flicked a cigarette on the floor... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff