|
|
|
Meals on wheels-1
Religious jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter met the cat at the gate and said, "Welcome. Is there anything you didn`t have on Earth that I can get for you, here in Heaven?".
The cat thought for a moment and said, "Yes, I always had to sleep on a hard floor, could I get a warm soft bed?". St. Peter arranged for it.
Next, four mice died and went to heaven. St. Peter asked the same question, and the mice thought a moment and said, "Yes, we were always running on Earth, could we get roller skates here in heaven?" St. Peter of course granted their wish.
About a month went by and St. Peter saw the cat and asked how he liked his bed. The cat said, "I like it alot, but I really enjoy those `Meals on Wheels`".
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Religious jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
You don`t believe in being artificial... Read this joke...
What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?If we don`t get some support soon, people will... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Due to increasing products liability litigation alcohol manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcohol containers: => WARNING Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not... Read this joke...
I admire your because I`ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief and a cheat... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff