|
|
|
Money for panties!
Religious jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.
As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.
The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It`s not proper to walk around without any panties on."
The girl goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her.
When the mother asks where the girl got the money, the girl explained what happened.
Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the church.
As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs.
The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.
The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything, walks back to the priest very calmly.
The priest hands the lady $1 and says... "Lady, take this money and for God`s sake, go buy yourself a razor!"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Religious jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey... Read this joke...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamic youngpreacher raised himself to full height, leaned over thepulpit and boomed, "Brothers and sisters, if there are anyamong you who have committed adultery, may your tongue cleaveto the woof of your mouf... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Sister Margaret was a model nun all of her life, until she was called to get her just rewards... Read this joke...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco`s Chinatown... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
There was a magic mirror at a bar and what ever you say it can`t be a lie or you die... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff