|
|
|
Mother f**ker
Religious jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Amber, A 16 year old cathlic girl goes to confession.
Amber: I called a boy a mother fucker last night.
Priest: Why did you do that?
Amber: He kissed me.
The priest bent over and kissed her.
Priest: like that?
Amber: yes.
Priest: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Amber: No, then he grabbed me butt.
The priest grabbed her butt.
Priest: like this?
Amber: yes.
Priest: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Amber: no, then he pulled my pants down.
The priest then pulled her pants down.
Priest:like this?
Amber:yes.
Priest : Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Amber: No, then he took off my panties, and put His you know what in my you know where.
The priest took off her panties, and put His you know what in her you know where.
Priest: Like this?
Amber: yes
Priest: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Amber: no
Priest: then why did you call him a mother fucker?
Amber: He had herpes!
Priest: That MOTHER FUCKER!
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Religious jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Bill Gates` house was designed using a Macintosh computer... Read this joke...
A man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family, a weeping wife and four children... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
You got a face only a mother could love... Read this joke...
Arthur was sitting outside His local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at His table and starts decrying the evils of drink... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest dog... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff