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Nice shot
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Jesus, Moses and an old man were teeing off on the 16th hole on heaven`s golf course.
The 16th hole is a par 3 (short) over a lake. Moses, the first to tee off, steps up and swings, and the ball dives right for the water.
He instantly spreads his arms, the water parts, and the ball rolls across the bottom of the lake and up on to the green.
The others complement him on his shot, and then Jesus steps up for his turn.
Like Moses, Jesus` ball heads straight for the water, but when it gets there, it just rolls across the surface of the lake, continuing until
it gets across and rolls up onto the green.
After showering him with complements, the old man steps up to take his shot.
His ball also dives for the lake, but bounces off the back of a turtle and
on to the far shore. There, a squirrel picks up the ball and heads
for the woods.
As the others begin to laugh, a hawk swoops down and picks up the squirrel. As the hawk flies over the green, it squeezes the squirrel.
The ball falls out of the squirrels mouth, bounces once on the green, and then rolls into the cup.
Jesus turns to the man and says, "Nice shot dad!"
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