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No shit!!!
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After years of His wife`s pleading, this rich good ole boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning.
He was so moved by the preacher`s sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake His hand.
He said, "Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!"
The Preacher replied, "Oh! Why, thank you sir, but please, I`d appreciate it if you didn`t use profanity in the Lord`s house."
The man said, "I`m sorry Reverend, but I can`t help myself, it was such a damn good sermon!"
The Reverend said, "Sir, PLEASE, I cannot have you behaving this way in Church!"
The man said, "Okay Reverend, but I just wanted you to know that I thought it was so damn good, I put $5000 in that there collection plate."
And the Reverend said, "NO SHIT?"
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