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Rabbi vs. i.r.s.
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After getting a job at the IRS, a young hotshot gets His first assignment, auditing an aging rabbi.
Arriving at the synagogue, he decides to have a little fun. ?Rabbi,? he says, ?what do you do with your candle drippings?
?Well,? the elderly rabbi replies in surprise, ?we send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while, they send us a free candle.?
?I see,? the taxman says. ?And what about the crumbs from your table?
The rabbi looks at him, again taken aback. ?Well, we send them to the matzo-ball factory, and every once in a while, they send us a free jar of matzo balls.?
Nodding, the auditor asks His final question. ?So tell me,? he asks, furrowing His brow, ?what do you do with the foreskins from circumcisions?
By now, the rabbi is fed up. ?Well, we send them to the IRS,? he answers slowly. ?And every once in a while, they send us a little prick like you.?
Submitted by Calamjo
EDited by Curtis
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