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Laws to live by
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After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
--Lorenz`s Law of Mechanical Repair
Identical parts aren`t.
--Beach`s Law
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
--Anthony`s Law of the Workshop
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
-- Tussman`s Law
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
--Lowery`s Law
The solution to a problem changes the problem.
--Peer`s Law
There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
--William`s Law
Machines should work. People should think.
--IBM`s Pollyanna Principle
The most ineffective workers shall be moved systematically to the place where they can do the least damage.
--The Dilbert Principle
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
--Ehrlich`s Law
It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
--Ralph`s Observation
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
-- Cannon`s Comment
The newer the carpet the greater the likelihood that the bread will land jelly side down.
-- Law of inevitable consequences.
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