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  Jokes > Work jokes : Signs you need a vacation

Signs you need a vacation


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10. You`re so tired you now answer the phone, `Hell.`
9. Your friends call to ask how you`ve been, and you immediately scream, `Get off my back, bitch!`
8. Your garbage can IS your `in` box.
7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don`t care.
6. You have so much on your mind, you`ve forgotten how to pee.
5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
4. You sleep more at work than at home.
3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
2. You blasted your Daily Planner with a .357 Magnum a week ago, but still haven`t been able to miss a meeting.
1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.


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