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Baby
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A woman is in the delivery room giving birth, the doctor tells her to push.
She does and the baby`s head pops out.
The doctor says, "Oh! Your baby has slanted eyes."
To which she replies "Yeah I heard them Chinese men were pretty good, so I decided to give them a try.??
The doctor shrugs it off and tells her to push again.
This time the baby`s body comes out.
"Holy Shit, your baby has a white body," the doctor says.
"Yeah I heard them white men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.
The doctor shrugs it off again and tells her to push again and that will be it. So she does and the legs come out.
"Holy Shit! Your baby has black legs," the doctor said.
"Yeah I heard them black men were pretty good so I decided to give them a try," she said.
So the doctor shrugs it off again and ties the umbilical cord and slaps the baby on the ass, it starts to cry.
The doctor turns to the woman and asks, "How are you going to deal with a baby who has slanted eyes, white body, and black legs?"
The woman replies "I`m just glad it didn`t bark!"
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