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Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Larry. One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests,
`Let`s name our Larry?s after a soft drink, because I`m tired of getting my Larry mixed up with your Larry, and Her Larry mixed up with your Larry.`
The other two ladies agree.
The first lady speaks out, `Okay then, I`m gonna name my Larry " 7 Up" because he has 7" and it`s always up!`
The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives.
Then, the second lady says, `I`m gonna name my Larry "Mountain Dew" because he can mount and do me any day of the week.`
Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other more high fives.
The third lady then says, `You know, those two Larrys were good, but I`m gonna name my Larry "Jack Daniels".`
The other two ladies shout in unison, "`Jack Daniels"? That`s not a soft drink... that`s a hard liquor!`
The third lady replies, `That`s my Larry!`
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