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Limos and headlights


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One time there was a little boy who was really dirty. so the little boy asked His mom if he could take a shower with her. he begged and begged so His mother finally said ok! as long as he didn't look up or down. so when they got inthe shower, the little boy loked up and siad mommy what r those? the mother repied headlights! then he looked down and asked her what that was? she said that was the garage. ok the litle oy said. the next week the little boy was really dirty again but this time he took a shower with His dad. The dad said, You can as long as you don't look down. so the little boy looked down and asked what he named it? the limo said the dad! That night the litle boy had a bad dream, so he went into His parents room to see if he could sleep with them? they finally agreed to it as long as he didn't look under the covers. so after about 5 min. he looked under the covers and said mommy turn on your headlights open the garage daddys long stechy limo's commin in!


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