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Lost old man
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When I went to lunch today, I noticed this elderly man about 75 to 80 years old sitting on a bench near the shopping centre sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said, `I have a 22year-old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly brewed coffee.` I said, `Well, then why are you crying?` He said, `She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon.` I asked again, `So why are you crying?` He continued, `For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until midnight.` I said, `Well, why in the world would you be crying?` He answered, `I can`t remember where I live.`
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