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There`s this guy named Jack, and he has a girlfriend named Wendy Jack loves Wendy a lot.
To prove how much he loves her, he gets `Wendy` tattooed on His penis. When it`s erect, it says her name, and when deflated, it reads `Wy`.
So, when she sees her name on His masculine member, she is overwhelmed.
He pops the question and she accepts. They decide to go to Jamaica for their honeymoon.
Once there, they try out all the local culture, including a nude beach.
They are having a great time when Jack decides to get up from sunbathing and get something to drink at the beach bar.
He walks over to the bar with His deflated love muscle, trying not to let His eyes wander and end up embarrassing himself.
He orders a drink from the Jamaican guy at the bar, who is also naked.
He is surprised to note that the bartender also has `Wy` tattooed on His penis!
Jack says to the guy, `Wow, what a coincidence. So, you have a girlfriend named "Wendy" and her name is tattooed on your penis, too?`
The bartender looks slowly down at Jack, back to His and starts
Flashing a wide grin, he says, `No, mon. Mine says, "Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day."`

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