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You've had it
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An old man made it shakily through the door to Joe Conforte`s Mustang Ranch, outside Reno, Nevada. The receptionist stared at him.
"You gotta be in the wrong place," she exclaimed. "What are you looking for?"
"Ain`t this where you always got forty five girls ready `n` able?"
The receptionist looked perplexed. "Ready for what?"
"I want a girl," the old man rasped. "I wanna get laid."
"How old are you, Pop?" she asked.
"92" he replied.
"92? Pop, you`ve had it."
"Oh." said the old man, a little disconcerted as his trembling fingers reached for his wallet. "How much do I owe you?"
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