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Dead goldfish
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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when Her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I`ve just buried him." The neighbour was very concerned. "That`s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn`t it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That`s because he`s inside your fucking cat."
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