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Q: Why do hummingbirds hum? A: Because they don`t know the words. Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink? A: To a crow bar. Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire? A: He was going to make a long-distance caw. Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest? A: Look at the orange mama laid. Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers? A: No, you should eat your fingers separately. Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they`d break. Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea? A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels. Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here? A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.
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