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The diagnosis

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A man runs into the vet`s office carrying his
dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back
to an examination room and has him put his dog
down on the examination table. The vet examines
the still, limp body and after a few moments
tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.
The man is clearly agitated and not willing
to accept this, and demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out
with a cat, and puts the cat down next to the
dog`s body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from
head to tail poking and sniffing the dog`s body
and finally looks at the vet and meows.
The vet looks at the man and says, "I`m sorry,
but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too."
The man is still unwilling to accept that his
dog is dead. The vet brings in a Black Labrador.
The Lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail,
and finally looks at the vet and barks.
The vet looks at the man and says, "I`m sorry,
but the lab thinks your dog is dead, too."
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis,
thanks the vet and asks how much he owes.
The vet answers, "$550."
"$550 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed
the man!
"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have
charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The
additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab

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