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Tough mice
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Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I`m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I`m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I`m off home to harass the cat."
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