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3 ducks
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A guy walks into a bar with 3 ducks under his arm. the barman, a curious fellow, wants a word with the ducks but knows the man would object. after an hour, the man goes to the toilet.
"Hi, what`s your name," he asks the first duck
"Luey"
"What you been doing today"
"I`ve been playing around in Puddles"
"Nice, and your are?" he askes the second
"Huey"
"And what have you been doing today?"
"I`ve been in and out of Puddles all day, and given the chance I`d do it again"
"Oh," and to the last," you must be Duey?"
"NO! I`m Puddles, and don`t you dare ask me how my days been!"
Editted by Curtis
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