|
|
Help! poleesh!
Bar jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Here's one I made up while in the sixth grade. It's a sixth-grade joke, but no worse than the one just read! A drunk was sitting in His car in the parking lot outside a bar, yelling: "Help! Poleesh! I've been robbed!" The cop on the beat came to him & said, "What's wrong?" The drunk said, "Look for yourshelf! They took my shteering wheel, my inshtrument panel; they even took my pedalsh!" The policeman said, "No problem; everything's right up here in the front seat!"
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Bar jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
Random jokes |
Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute? A: The one that`s labe... Read this joke...
Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle... Read this joke...
|
Random joke |
A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled Her over for speeding... Read this joke...
A minister told His congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|