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Robert schmidt 12
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I`m in Champaign, I listen to the great music on Rock 107, and when out of town ... they mail it to me.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday."
"I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils"
I want to start a car repair shop. I have already got the air for the tires.
My grandma says she has eyes in the back of her head... I hope it`s not hereditary.
When I was 10, my pa told me never to talk to strangers ... we haven`t spoken since.
A wino asked me for change... I gave him my shirt.
I don`t like dogs ... keep getting mustard on my catching glove.
My mom called me last night ... I`m over it now. I was thinking of calling her back ... there it passed...
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